Richard Simmons move over.. There's a new sheriff in town..
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Sunday, April 27, 2008
This is some more disturbing proof of what we dealing with in this age of Information Technology. I can't front, I laughed at first but as it went on, I realized this kid really put alot of effort, almost 8 minutes worth of video, into posting this and had to have someone with much greater knowledge than him orchestratin' it... What this kid needs is some direction.. He's better in front of the camera and at reading cue cards than anyone I seen on Good Day New York.. Oh, and dude who's reposting it is a fool in more ways than one. He seems genuinely disturbed, yet he's reposting this kids stuff through his account which will probably extend shorty's 15 minutes of fame.. All of a sudden Hip Hop is to blame.. Cuz homie was recitin' Public Enemy Lyrics wit a Fight The Power tee on and a KRS poster in the background right?? How did he come across World Star HipHop in the first place?? Is he a closet rap over?? I'm buggin' that homie has a falic symbol for a mic.. do you just cop those at best buy??
*Someone please tell this kid that Bush has less than 10 months left in office.. It would be really worthless at this point for him to "take the trash out" by offin' George Dubya then himself in the process.. besides, if you peep any recent news story about Dubya, he's started his farewell tour early as everywhere he's spoken in public, he's resorted to comedic relief in the hopes of softenin' his image as he prepares to exit stage left.. I say don't let the dirty door knob hit you where the good lord split ya!
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
This is bananas.. and before yall start wit the "Yo that's kinda foul laughin' at him for bieng small yada yada.." Homie is promoting himself and trying to get into showbiz so he's fair game..
"A tiny Indian bodybuilder who is less than 3 feet tall and deemed the world's smallest is causing a huge stir in his hometown and gaining international recognition, according to the British press..." Read more here.
Among the bunch of ish that came to mind when reading this story and lookin' at these pics (besides the obvious like his underoos outfit and the custom made mini 1 pound dumbells), the one thing that stood out was, don't it look like lil' romeo rockin' his shoes on the wrong feet? Am I buggin?
Here's some more images in case you too lazy to go read the article but need further proof.. The last one is classic..
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This letter was real and sent to Dr. MLK by the bumbling idiots at the FBI.. What'd they think, that he was gonna off himself cuz they sent this to him? it reads like a hatin' ass fool wrote it.. I came across this story on cnn where it describes how the FBI basically was on MLK ass 24/7-365 via wiretaps everywhere and anywhere he was. It even talked about the hate then director of the FBI Hoover especially had for MLK.. You think it had anything to do with MLK's "private" life? (which the article says to have been something the FBI had come across on a number of occasions through its surveillance) I say that cuz the longstanding rumor was that Hoover was gay so watchin' a man like MLK as strong as he was in his community do his thing with women (and for the record im not displayin' an opinion or stance on MLK's known infidelities) prolly ain't sit well wit ol' Fruity Hoovy.. who knows, maybe he was feelin' MLK? hahaha i'm kiddin.. but really, maybe?
Monday, April 21, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
This ish is disturbing in so many ways..
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A 22-year-old man is accused of balling up pieces of bread and trying to sell them as crack cocaine to senior citizens in a Florida nursing home.
“He was trying to sell these pieces of crack for $5 apiece to these elderly citizens and, clearly, trying to take advantage of them because he knew they received their checks on the 10th of every month,” JSO spokeswoman Melissa Bujeda said.
When officers caught up with him, they said they found a pill bottle in this waistband that contained seven or eight aspirin and something that looked like a rock of crack cocaine — but it wasn’t, WJXT reported.
“He actually admitted he was trying to sell artificial crack cocaine to support his own drug habit,” Bujeda said.
So These old people were smokin' bread??? I mean first off, where do they stash the pipe at? How the hell did duke get caught? Did an elderly rat him out after they realized they wasn't getting high? So basically, if duke was sellin' these old timers real crack, there'da been some high ass old people (along wit his own crackhead ass) chillin' in that nursing home? Thats nuts. Am I buggin'??
Over in Japan, McDonald’s has released something called a Mega Mac, which is like 50 beef patties and 100 slabs of cheese between two sticks of butter or something. And apparently they have one for every meal of the day. So some girl named Khalilah who had never had a Big Mac in her life decided to eat nothing but Mega Macs all day (she had a whopping three, big deal) and see how she felt. Here are some of her reactions.
I’m tired, with low energy, irritable, and I have an uncomfortable feeling in my stomach, with a metallic taste in my mouth after eating.
How in blazes was I to eat a hamburger that had four slices of meat, three slices of bread, a slice of cheese, and limp lettuce and pickles?
Even after the huge meal I felt no satisfaction at all. Just lazy, guilty, nauseated, and sleepy.
During this interesting but health detrimental quest, I learned that nothing beats a home cooked meal, that fast food is a definite killer, and that “you are what you eat.”
Today was a mega tired day, a mega nauseous day, and a mega upset stomach day.
* This broad is mega bootleg. She was just lookin for attention as I doubt you can go through these feelings from one day of simply eating 3 mega macs.. Somebody gotta tell her they did the flick "Super-Size Me" already and doubt anyone's interested in a sequal.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
So a few months back I came across this youtube clip. It was a scene from Prince's film "Under The Cherry Moon." In the scene there's a wedding performance where they proceed to play a funky drum track n baseline while reciting some lines from Planet Rock. The drum track n baseline they play became one of the most classic breaks of all time in my opinion; Biz's "This Is Something For The Radio." This was one of the songs I recall runnin' to death at my man titi's crib when I first discovered djaying.. Marly Marl is a genius..
*Technically there isn't an audio wave version to this break so I was forced to post yet another youtube clip. I plan on going anti-youtube for May so stay tuned for that.. I just got a nikon d40 so maybe ill just post random images of the hood and birds n trees all throughout May.. we'll see..
Monday, April 14, 2008
So I'm watchin' Intervention on A&E and posting on the KOK blog and I get a text from Rah saying "VH1" so I turned over and it was the premier of Ego Trip's Miss Rap Supreme and I gotta say, that ish was WACK. Don't get me wrong, It was entertaining but not for the right reasons. Where the hell did they find these broads? Yolanda as the wizard outa Pee Wee's playhouse? You gotta be kiddin'.. Not that anyone spit anything remotely hot, but ol' girl Khia (in case you been livin' in a hole the last 5 years of "My Neck My Back" fame, certified gold album "Thug Misses") had to take a hike. She spit some heartfelt bars to her momma in front of the nuns but in elimination she pulled a Mike Jones and repeated like 4 outa the 16 bars they had to kick.. What made it worse was the following:
Who am I
I'm Thug Misses
Motherfucker respect me
Call it just like I see
You gotta respect me
Anywhere you see me
You better respect me
Anywhere that I be
They gonna respect me
Pay my dues off in these streets
Motherfucker respect me
Act a fool out in these streets
That aint gonna respect me
You gots to
R-e-s-p-e respect me
R-e-s-p-e respect me
R-e-s-p-e respect me
Your girl spit rhymes from a song titled "Respect Me" off the "Thug Misses" album!! She lost..
Elliot Wilson claims there's a message behind his shows but I don't see them.. I prolly won't be followin' this joint too tough.. I'll wait for the Ill Nana's show..
* Damn peep Khia's collection of mugshots above. She got a "rap" sheet some rappers would kill for..haha
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
So I get a text from my man Otis this mornin' saying "Yo pick up the Daily News today.." Now O ain't really the jokin' or playin' type so when he say something, I kinda know it's for a reason. So I go get the paper and on page 4 is a story about this mega loser. Dude's been arrested 53 times for molesting women on the subway. 53 times! I mean, that means he sat in the bullpen 53 times, went in front of a judge 53 times, walked out of 100 centre street 53 times.. Mindbogglin' to me.. I mean that would make dude an expert at the nyc correctional facility process.. I guess after the first 20 times it looses it's awe factor.. Read the entire article here.
Well if that aint nutty enough, one of the arresting officers (see above pic) is none other than my man Otis! The same Otis who, if any of you are close to me would know, my group PS did a song about on "The Experience" album (which is still available in very limited quantities with limited edition artwork packaging, get at me!). It was more of a Ray58 solo joint where he spits a letter Otis wrote him and his response to him while stationed as one of the initial troops out in Iraq. He was even on like CNN and CBS when they had camera crews n reporters following the troops those first few weeks of the "war".. Along with bieng a transit cop and having served in Iraq, Otis was also a member of the NYS police for I think a lil' over a year. I mean theres gotta be an award or sumthin' for all that damn public service. The Otis award.. Am I buggin'??
Segway time.. I figured it's only right I post the song for your listenin' pleasure..
Here's the prelude (which is a good sincere convo piece between us and O upon his return from Iraq) as well as the song itself.. 5 minutes of your life total.. Listen if you haven't heard them yet and tell me what you think whether good or bad.. Personally I think my man Ray went in crazy on this joint.. but thats just me..
PS - "Otis Prelude"
PS - "Otis"
* Shameless plug time. If you haven't purchased it yet you can get the album here.
Friday, April 4, 2008
BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck. The incidents ocurred between January and March 2008. Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it. Police say Price lives near an elementary school. Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him. He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home. Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.
*I had this for a few days but didn't wanna post in on April 1st cuz yall woulda thought it was a April fools joke.. sad to say it isnt..
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Earlier today, My man Julian was released from Lewisburg Federal Prison after serving a 7 year bid. On his way home, the van he was riding in with my peoples who went to scoop him was pulled over by local Pennsylvania Police. According to the Police they fit the description of some guys who broke into a home 2 towns away. They were thrown on the ground and handcuffed for over an hour and a half... If that ain't some bullshit, I don't know what is... read the Pocono Record article here.
* Yo Ju Don't sweat that shit man!!! Welcome Home!!
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
For this week's installment of Original Tuesdays, I'm gonna continue on my youtube barrage (which by the way is my way of cutting corners/bieng lazy). This is a pretty cool documentary on the beat diggin' culture.. check it out here or at our ahem (plug time!)
Knockoutkingz TV Mogulus Channel!!
*I plan on posting some tunes later today also don't worry..haha