This ish is disturbing in so many ways..
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A 22-year-old man is accused of balling up pieces of bread and trying to sell them as crack cocaine to senior citizens in a Florida nursing home.
“He was trying to sell these pieces of crack for $5 apiece to these elderly citizens and, clearly, trying to take advantage of them because he knew they received their checks on the 10th of every month,” JSO spokeswoman Melissa Bujeda said.
When officers caught up with him, they said they found a pill bottle in this waistband that contained seven or eight aspirin and something that looked like a rock of crack cocaine — but it wasn’t, WJXT reported.
“He actually admitted he was trying to sell artificial crack cocaine to support his own drug habit,” Bujeda said.
So These old people were smokin' bread??? I mean first off, where do they stash the pipe at? How the hell did duke get caught? Did an elderly rat him out after they realized they wasn't getting high? So basically, if duke was sellin' these old timers real crack, there'da been some high ass old people (along wit his own crackhead ass) chillin' in that nursing home? Thats nuts. Am I buggin'??