Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Funny Famous Quotes



"Forgive your enemies but remember their names."
-unknown

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
- Albert Einstein

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
- Robert Frost

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."
-unknown

"Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
-unknown

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop."
-unknown

"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."
-unknown

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