Ambition..

Things You Can Learn From Movies..

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade - at any time of the year.
2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.
11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.
12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
15. All single women have a cat.
16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.
20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.
22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
23. Dogs always know who’s bad and will naturally bark at them.
24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son’s eighth birthday.
27. Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions - can be played without moving the fingers.
28. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
30. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
31. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

Dear God..

Hilary Lost..

Respect..

Much respect to the people at Rockstar.. They got it right on this one.. COPE2 KD whatup!!

Dear God..

Will Jones' Turbo Cardio

Richard Simmons move over.. There's a new sheriff in town..

Celebrity Look-alikes..

Don't front, this broad could so pass for Dennis Rodman...

Dear God..

We Interrupt This Program..

Grand Theft Auto 4 has brought all normal business to a standstill.. Hopefully I'll return sooner than later but please bear with me..
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Hi, My Name Is..

Lazy Sundays..

This is some more disturbing proof of what we dealing with in this age of Information Technology. I can't front, I laughed at first but as it went on, I realized this kid really put alot of effort, almost 8 minutes worth of video, into posting this and had to have someone with much greater knowledge than him orchestratin' it... What this kid needs is some direction.. He's better in front of the camera and at reading cue cards than anyone I seen on Good Day New York.. Oh, and dude who's reposting it is a fool in more ways than one. He seems genuinely disturbed, yet he's reposting this kids stuff through his account which will probably extend shorty's 15 minutes of fame.. All of a sudden Hip Hop is to blame.. Cuz homie was recitin' Public Enemy Lyrics wit a Fight The Power tee on and a KRS poster in the background right?? How did he come across World Star HipHop in the first place?? Is he a closet rap over?? I'm buggin' that homie has a falic symbol for a mic.. do you just cop those at best buy??



*Someone please tell this kid that Bush has less than 10 months left in office.. It would be really worthless at this point for him to "take the trash out" by offin' George Dubya then himself in the process.. besides, if you peep any recent news story about Dubya, he's started his farewell tour early as everywhere he's spoken in public, he's resorted to comedic relief in the hopes of softenin' his image as he prepares to exit stage left.. I say don't let the dirty door knob hit you where the good lord split ya!

Meet Lil' Romeo..

This is bananas.. and before yall start wit the "Yo that's kinda foul laughin' at him for bieng small yada yada.." Homie is promoting himself and trying to get into showbiz so he's fair game..

"A tiny Indian bodybuilder who is less than 3 feet tall and deemed the world's smallest is causing a huge stir in his hometown and gaining international recognition, according to the British press..." Read more here.

Among the bunch of ish that came to mind when reading this story and lookin' at these pics (besides the obvious like his underoos outfit and the custom made mini 1 pound dumbells), the one thing that stood out was, don't it look like lil' romeo rockin' his shoes on the wrong feet? Am I buggin?

Here's some more images in case you too lazy to go read the article but need further proof.. The last one is classic..

Hatemail..

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This letter was real and sent to Dr. MLK by the bumbling idiots at the FBI.. What'd they think, that he was gonna off himself cuz they sent this to him? it reads like a hatin' ass fool wrote it.. I came across this story on cnn where it describes how the FBI basically was on MLK ass 24/7-365 via wiretaps everywhere and anywhere he was. It even talked about the hate then director of the FBI Hoover especially had for MLK.. You think it had anything to do with MLK's "private" life? (which the article says to have been something the FBI had come across on a number of occasions through its surveillance) I say that cuz the longstanding rumor was that Hoover was gay so watchin' a man like MLK as strong as he was in his community do his thing with women (and for the record im not displayin' an opinion or stance on MLK's known infidelities) prolly ain't sit well wit ol' Fruity Hoovy.. who knows, maybe he was feelin' MLK? hahaha i'm kiddin.. but really, maybe?

New Mix @ The Mother Page...

Ok I have a new podcast up n available for download over on the Knockoutkingz page so please go on over there and download or better yet subscribe to our podcasts.. My PNC EdNoodles did an 80's old school Hip Hop mix last week and it got a pretty decent response in China and The Ukraine. This lastest one I've posted is basically on an Electro/Blog House steez.. If you're not really a fan of that sound, you can just rock to it while you work out or jog around your hood.. leave a comment here or there letting me know what yall think.. gracias!

Papa Was A Rolling Stone..

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This ad is gangsta.. makes me miss my pops..

Old People Snort The Darndest Things..

This ish is disturbing in so many ways..

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A 22-year-old man is accused of balling up pieces of bread and trying to sell them as crack cocaine to senior citizens in a Florida nursing home.

“He was trying to sell these pieces of crack for $5 apiece to these elderly citizens and, clearly, trying to take advantage of them because he knew they received their checks on the 10th of every month,” JSO spokeswoman Melissa Bujeda said.

When officers caught up with him, they said they found a pill bottle in this waistband that contained seven or eight aspirin and something that looked like a rock of crack cocaine — but it wasn’t, WJXT reported.

“He actually admitted he was trying to sell artificial crack cocaine to support his own drug habit,” Bujeda said.

So These old people were smokin' bread??? I mean first off, where do they stash the pipe at? How the hell did duke get caught? Did an elderly rat him out after they realized they wasn't getting high? So basically, if duke was sellin' these old timers real crack, there'da been some high ass old people (along wit his own crackhead ass) chillin' in that nursing home? Thats nuts. Am I buggin'??

Super Duper Size Me!!!

Over in Japan, McDonald’s has released something called a Mega Mac, which is like 50 beef patties and 100 slabs of cheese between two sticks of butter or something. And apparently they have one for every meal of the day. So some girl named Khalilah who had never had a Big Mac in her life decided to eat nothing but Mega Macs all day (she had a whopping three, big deal) and see how she felt. Here are some of her reactions.

I’m tired, with low energy, irritable, and I have an uncomfortable feeling in my stomach, with a metallic taste in my mouth after eating.

How in blazes was I to eat a hamburger that had four slices of meat, three slices of bread, a slice of cheese, and limp lettuce and pickles?

Even after the huge meal I felt no satisfaction at all. Just lazy, guilty, nauseated, and sleepy.

During this interesting but health detrimental quest, I learned that nothing beats a home cooked meal, that fast food is a definite killer, and that “you are what you eat.”

Today was a mega tired day, a mega nauseous day, and a mega upset stomach day.

* This broad is mega bootleg. She was just lookin for attention as I doubt you can go through these feelings from one day of simply eating 3 mega macs.. Somebody gotta tell her they did the flick "Super-Size Me" already and doubt anyone's interested in a sequal.

Original Flava Tuesdays

So a few months back I came across this youtube clip. It was a scene from Prince's film "Under The Cherry Moon." In the scene there's a wedding performance where they proceed to play a funky drum track n baseline while reciting some lines from Planet Rock. The drum track n baseline they play became one of the most classic breaks of all time in my opinion; Biz's "This Is Something For The Radio." This was one of the songs I recall runnin' to death at my man titi's crib when I first discovered djaying.. Marly Marl is a genius..

*Technically there isn't an audio wave version to this break so I was forced to post yet another youtube clip. I plan on going anti-youtube for May so stay tuned for that.. I just got a nikon d40 so maybe ill just post random images of the hood and birds n trees all throughout May.. we'll see..

2 Steps back for Women in Hip Hop..

So I'm watchin' Intervention on A&E and posting on the KOK blog and I get a text from Rah saying "VH1" so I turned over and it was the premier of Ego Trip's Miss Rap Supreme and I gotta say, that ish was WACK. Don't get me wrong, It was entertaining but not for the right reasons. Where the hell did they find these broads? Yolanda as the wizard outa Pee Wee's playhouse? You gotta be kiddin'.. Not that anyone spit anything remotely hot, but ol' girl Khia (in case you been livin' in a hole the last 5 years of "My Neck My Back" fame, certified gold album "Thug Misses") had to take a hike. She spit some heartfelt bars to her momma in front of the nuns but in elimination she pulled a Mike Jones and repeated like 4 outa the 16 bars they had to kick.. What made it worse was the following:

Who am I
I'm Thug Misses
Motherfucker respect me
Call it just like I see
You gotta respect me
Anywhere you see me
You better respect me
Anywhere that I be
They gonna respect me
Pay my dues off in these streets
Motherfucker respect me
Act a fool out in these streets
That aint gonna respect me

You gots to
R-e-s-p-e respect me
R-e-s-p-e respect me
R-e-s-p-e respect me
Respect me

Your girl spit rhymes from a song titled "Respect Me" off the "Thug Misses" album!! She lost..

Elliot Wilson claims there's a message behind his shows but I don't see them.. I prolly won't be followin' this joint too tough.. I'll wait for the Ill Nana's show..


* Damn peep Khia's collection of mugshots above. She got a "rap" sheet some rappers would kill for..haha