Did You Know..

Damn.. pretty amazing facts. sad really. hahaha..

The Saga Continues..

Kari Ferrell claims she never ripped anyone off while she’s been in New York. All the “bad stuff” was back in Salt Lake City. She also claims the New York Observer never contacted her for their piece even though, obviously, she’s easy to find.

Yada yada yada.. whatever.. I'm callin ducktales on this whole fiasco..

UPDATE: Kari Ferrell surrenders in Philadelphia.

Oldheads..

Damn. I sure as hell don't wanna grow to look like these dudes.. [II] (no Tevin)

Ari Gold's the Coolest..

In observance of the "holiday". For the record, I dont participate.

Owned.

Smokin Smarties..

What in God's earth is going on with today's youth?? I don't ever recall doin anything this stupid. maybe sniffin glue or paint or markers.. but candy?? Someone try this shit and let me know what its like.. Ha!

Think Of Your Sponsor..

Hahaha..

GTFOH..

This can't be true.. first the lipstick, then kissin guys, now this.. smh..

NY Post Gets The Bozack..

This is some real bullshit (pardon my french.)

Meet Rodney Stanger..

Metric Guide in Layman's Terms..

Um, Please People..

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Pretty self explanatory..

Best Craigslist Ad Ever.

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Happy Birthday Black Jesus!

Freestlye Rap Battle: Translated

Yea I think the falatio with my mother comment would have done it for me..

She Put's On.....

Funny, awesome, great, but could they at least not have her say shit like 4 times?? Shorty's adorable though...


-From Kanye's blog but i'm too lazy to link it and he don't need the extra hits anyway..

Sometimes You Have To Disconnect..

Yall know this be some of yall on twitter..

Funny Famous Quotes

"Forgive your enemies but remember their names."
-unknown

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
- Albert Einstein

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
- Robert Frost

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."
-unknown

"Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
-unknown

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop."
-unknown

"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."
-unknown

Girl Accidentally Texts Her Dad After Losing Her Virginity

Iphone sux..